- Freaker: *NSYNC rules!
- Beth: I love *NSYNC!
- Joey: *NSYNC's okay.
- Schizo: *NSYNC sucks! Anyone who likes *NSYNC's a fag!
- Joey: You're a fag, Schizo!
- Slappy Sue: Don't listen to him Schizo. What grade are you in?
- Schizo: 8th. You?
- Slappy Sue: I'm in 9th. But I go to an all-girls catholic school, so that's like being in 10th grade anywhere else.
- Schizo: Ooohh..
- Schizo: Hey, if you took a machine gun to Time Square and just started spraying bullets, how many people do you reckon you could kill before the cops took you down.
- Jerry: I dunno, maybe two, three hundred.
- Schizo: Oh you think so. I was thinking the gun would jam after about fifty.
- Joey: Now what in the hell do you know about machine guns, Schizo.
- Schizo: Now how about I come over there and fucking show you, huh? How about that shit?
- Security Guard: [Enters room and takes Schizo out] Sir, no swearing in here.
- Bambi: I think someone really needs to find his spirit animal.
- Joey: Shut up with the animal crap, Bambi! What, you hang out with Thumper and Flower?
- Bambi: Nooooo, I don't! Noo! Do yoou!!?
- Joey: Uhh... noo..