The United States of Leland (2003)

Angela Paton: Airplane Woman

Quotes 

• Airplane Woman : Excuse me. I'm sorry if I'm bothering you, but aren't you an actor?

  Albert T. Fitzgerald : Aren't we all dear

  Airplane Woman : [laughs]  No, no, no. I mean a famous actor. You know, a movie star actor? I know your face

  Albert T. Fitzgerald : I was in Stanley Kubrick's musical, the one about the alcoholic pirates. I played Captain Morgan.

  [smiles] 

  Albert T. Fitzgerald : Whenever you're done with the front page dear

• Airplane Woman : Aren't you an actor?

  Albert T. Fitzgerald : Aren't we all, dear.