- [on their way into the fast food restaurant shortly after arriving in Palmdale]
- My-ik: We will speak to the leader of this fried kingdom, Du-ug. We will command him to surrender Earth, and bring to us all its citizens!
- Du-ug: Our triumph will be quick and absolute, My-ik!
- My-ik: You have never been more correct, Du-ug. Our mere presence here will cause these lowly beings to bow down before us... wait...
- [My-ik and Du-ug reach into their pockets and pull out their make-up kits; they have shrunk]
- Du-ug: Damn the shrinkage! The Kabijjian magnificance of our make-up kits has been so diminished! Oh, how I long to slather my face in a thick, chunky foundation!
- My-ik: The quicker our triumph, Du-ug, the quicker we'll be clogging our pores again.
- [they both proceed to apply make-up to their faces]
- My-ik and Du-ug: [repeated description of their swords] "They are imbued with Kabijjian magnificence!"