The Hebrew Hammer (2003)
Mario Van Peebles: Mohammed Ali Paula Abdul Rahim
Quotes
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Mohammed Ali Paula Abdul Rahim : Who brings in the dope?
Members of the Kwanzaa Liberation Front : The white man!
Mohammed Ali Paula Abdul Rahim : Who brings in the guns?
Members of the Kwanzaa Liberation Front : The white man!
Mohammed Ali Paula Abdul Rahim : Who brought in that disco?
Members of the Kwanzaa Liberation Front : The white man!
Mohammed Ali Paula Abdul Rahim : Who brings in that naaaasty-aaaass Jheri curl?
Members of the Kwanzaa Liberation Front : The white man!
Mohammed Ali Paula Abdul Rahim : And who tries to put they motherfuckin' foot up Kwanzaa's ass?
Members of the Kwanzaa Liberation Front : The white man!
Mohammed Ali Paula Abdul Rahim : That's right!
Mohammed Ali Paula Abdul Rahim : [Much later] And who brought in Britney Spears?
Members of the Kwanzaa Liberation Front : The white man!
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Mordechai Jefferson Carver : [praying with tefillin] Baruch atah adonoi... I don't know what the hell I'm saying.
Mohammed Ali Paula Abdul Rahim : What you doing?
Mordechai Jefferson Carver : I'm prayin' to God we don't kill ourselves gettin' over this wall.
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Mordechai Jefferson Carver : Hey, you don't wanna pick up this penny?
Mohammed Ali Paula Abdul Rahim : Nooooooooo!
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Mohammed Ali Paula Abdul Rahim : The Hebrew Hammer, Jew boy, my main-man Kike.
Mordechai Jefferson Carver : Mohammed Ali Paula Abdul Rahim, my main nigga.
Mohammed Ali Paula Abdul Rahim : Wassup, dog?
[Mordechai and Mohammed high-five]
Mordechai Jefferson Carver : Wassup?
White Accountant : [incredulously] Y-you just called him a Kike. And you, you just called him a Nigger!
Mohammed Ali Paula Abdul Rahim : Well, it's okay when *we* calls each other that.
Mordechai Jefferson Carver : Yeah, that's how it goes.
Mohammed Ali Paula Abdul Rahim : Yeah.
White Accountant : [utterly dumbfounded] Oh.