Everwood (2002–2006)
Vivien Cardone: Delia Brown
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Quotes
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Delia : I don't think I'm going to be a brain surgeon when I grow up.
Doctor Brown : No? Why not?
Delia : Well, for one thing, you have to wake up early. Even on Saturday.
Doctor Brown : Yeah, that can be a drawback.
Delia : And because I'm probably going to be a tap dancer.
Doctor Brown : I thought you were going to be a fireman.
Delia : I'm going to do that, too. During the day.
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Dr. Andrew Brown : Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, excellent choice, Delia.
Ephram : Don't let her watch it.
Delia : Be quiet.
Dr. Andrew Brown : Am I missing something?
Ephram : Eight years of raising her. She can't watch that movie, it upsets her.
Delia : It does not.
Ephram : Well, that is if you don't count the screaming and nights on my floor.
Dr. Andrew Brown : Delia?
Delia : Well, it used to scare me, but it doesn't anymore.
Ephram : Ah, that's what she always says. Like a junkie begging for more smack.
Delia : I'm not a junkie, you're a junkie.
Dr. Andrew Brown : Nobody's a junkie in this house.
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Andy : You haven't even touched your... millet pilaf, at least try it.
Delia : I don't want to.
Andy : Delia, this is not a request.
Delia : It tastes like shit.
Andy : What did you just say?
Delia : I said... it tastes... like shit.
[Ephram starts laughing]
Andy : All right, that's it. You go to your room right now. Ephram, stop laughing.
Ephram : [still laughing] I'm trying.
Andy : All right, you go to your room too. Everyone, go to their room this instant.
Linda : I actually don't have a room here.
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[shows Ephram his new car]
Dr. Andrew Brown : There she blows!
Delia : You can say that again.
Ephram : Emphasis on blows.
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Dr. Andrew Brown : Did you two find God nicely?
Delia : Yep.
Dr. Andrew Brown : Where was He?
Delia : In the gas tank.
Dr. Andrew Brown : I knew it.
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Delia : Are you having a fight?
Dr. Abbott : Perpetually, child.
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[after Dr. Brown hangs up the phone looking upset]
Delia : What is it, Dad?
Doctor Brown : Ohhhh, nothin'. A patient I diagnosed with the flue has life-threatening meningitis. And Phil the mechanic is psychic.
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Dr. Andrew Brown : You might wanna work on your bedside manner Ephram. You just cleared the room.
Ephram : Yeah, I noticed that, thank you.
Delia : Set the table doofus, if you can even do that...