Elf (2003)

Peter Dinklage: Miles Finch

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Quotes 

• Buddy : [thinking Miles is an elf]  Did you have to borrow a reindeer to get down here?

  Miles Finch : Hey, jackweed, I get more action in a week than you've had in your entire life. I've got houses in L.A., Paris and Vail. In each one, a 70 inch plasma screen. So I suggest you wipe that stupid smile off your face before I come over there and SMACK it off! You feeling strong, my friend? Call me elf one more time.

  Buddy : [after a pause]  He's an angry elf.

  [Miles promptly attacks him] 

• Miles Finch : [Buddy has just innocently called Miles an 'elf' because of his stature, and Miles is clearly very offended, and daring him]  Call me an elf.

  Buddy : You're an elf!

  [Miles attacks Buddy] 

• Miles Finch : [pitching ideas for a book]  No tomatoes. Too vulnerable. Kids, they're already vulnerable.

  Walter : See, I told you guys. I told them the same thing...

  Miles Finch : And no farms. Everyone's pushing small town rural. A farm book would just be white noise.