George of the Jungle 2 (2003 Video)

John Cleese: Ape

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Quotes 

• Ape : I'm happy to see you too. What are you doing here?

  George : George here to help. Tookie say Ape in trouble. Broke. Busted. No Benjamins.

  Ape : Broke? It's all a big misunderstanding. I'm perfectly fine. That's why I'm... giving away all my furniture.

  George : George happy Ape perfectly fine. Only wish George perfectly fine.

  Ape : What's the matter?

  George : Ursula think George spend too much time with animals. Animals think George spend too much time with Ursula. George so upset, think about taking off neck crown.

• Ape : George, I should've told you earlier, but I have some gambling debts that I have to pay off for a little while.

  George : How little?

  Ape : Seventeen years.

  George : George think maybe that might be too late.

• Ape : Get her a nice present to help scratch it.

  [switch scenes] 

  Ursula : A backscratcher.

  George : To help with itch.

• Ape : George, this is Rocky. He's very honored to meet you.

  Ursula : Why do they call him Rocky?

  [bell dings and Rocky punches George's face] 

  Ape : Because when he gets nervous, he does that.

  George : [in between blows]  George... honored... to... meet... Rocky... too.

• Narrator : So, with his devoted son and dormant wife, George headed back to his homeland. After getting a tip from Brendan Fraser, who was cramped during the first picture, this time he made sure to get a bigger crate.

  George Jr : Dad? I'm afraid. What're we gonna do about mom?

  George : [sighs]  George not know. But Ursula not recognize George even before George level her. What Ape think?

  Ape : Either we should check the crate for pods, or she's in some sort of hypnotic trance. She doesn't know who you are.

• Ape : I understand your concern, and if I return... uh, when I return, I will coordinate your schedule to the satisfaction of everyone. It's just a question of balance.

  George : George good at balance. See?

  [stands on one foot and trips over man carrying big box] 

• George : George still worried about Ursula. She's lonely and she worried she not cook or clean as well as Ape.

  Ape : Well, she might have a point there

• Ape : [while surrounded on roof]  I'm sorry, old chum. We did everything we could.

  [George looks around and sees rope ladder dropping from airplane] 

  George : Aah! George have idea.

  Ape : [moans] 

• Ape : I tell you George, it's good to be home.

  George : Maybe Tookie wrong, and Mean Lion not king. Jungle not look different.

  Narrator : Not different? Look at the signs, George! The signs! But George missed the signs, signs even an illiterate warthog would have noticed.

• Narrator : And they would've had their big, bonecrushing fight for the kingdom, had it not been for the secret trick Ape taught him when they were kids.

  George Jr : The ear, George!

  [George pulls lion's ear and lion falls] 

  George Jr : Woah, cool.

  Ape : There, see?

  George : [sighs]  George wish life always this easy.

• [George and Ape crash into Las Vegas' Empire State Building] 

  Ape : [to the audience]  You didn't think we were going to pass up this parody.

  [Ape reaches to help George, looking like King Kong] 

• Narrator : Ferklempt at finally finding each other again, George and his brother Ape had a big, emotional reunion.

  George : Hi.

  Ape : Hello.

  Narrator : Oh, come on, you can do better than that.

  [George and Ape hug and roll around on floor, hooting and laughing] 

• [Light shines on George, Ape, and Rocky] 

  Kowalski : Going somewhere?

  Ape : Who are you? Xena, Princess of Vegas?

  Sally : We'll see how funny you are when you're stuck in our special cage at the Van de Groot Zoo. In case you've forgotten, you still owe us 17 years of employment.

  Kowalski : Get moving.