It's a Very Merry Muppet Christmas Movie (2002 TV Movie)
Brian Henson: Scooter, Sal Manilla, Janice, Muppet Performer
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Quotes
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Miss Piggy : [after being interrupted in her big musical number] Will everybody stop singing different songs? I can't remember which one I'm supposed to sing!
Scooter : [runs on stage] Excuse me, pardon me, sorry. Santa Baby, from "bee-dooby doo."
Miss Piggy : Oh yeah. Right. Bee-dooby doo...
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Janice : [Kermit has just asked for a miracle, and heavenly music plays] Oh... sorry. Like, I was totally just tuning up my harp.
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The Great Gonzo : [Gonzo into a walkie talkie] Gonzo to Scooter, Gonzo to Scooter. Bring home the bacon. Over.
Scooter : 10-4. Bacon down. Bacon down.
Rizzo the rat : [pulls on string trying to lift down Miss Piggy] Roger. Bacon down. Bacon down.
Miss Piggy : Will you hurry up? Don't make me miss my cue!
Scooter : The ham is jammed. Repeat the ham is jammed.
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Scooter : Wait, ladies! My uncle used to own the theater!