- Iowa Tourist: [he thinks they are hookers by how they are dressed] Here, girls.
- [he hands them a dollar for a soda]
- Iowa Tourist: I will pray for God to lead you to a better life.
- Michele Weinberger: Thanks. Wow, people in LA are just so nice.
- Police Officer: LAPD. You're under arrest.
- [she pushes them up against the soda machines]
- Police Officer: Hands against the machines.
- Michele Weinberger: Under arrest for what?
- Police Officer: Solicitation.
- Romy White: What? We even haven't had sex... in like months.
- [the officer frisks Romy in a very personal spot]
- Romy White: Where *exactly* do you think I'm hiding a gun?
- Police Officer: [the officer goes to Michele next] C'mon spread 'em.
- Michele Weinberger: This is all a really big mistake.
- Police Officer: Oh, yeah? That's for the judge to decide. Once money changes hands, you ladies have earned yourself a trip downtown.
- Michele Weinberger: Money? You mean this dollar? He gave this to us to buy a tab with!
- Police Officer: Uh-huh.
- Romy White: It's true! What do you think she's gonna do for a dollar? Lick his neck?
- [standing in a movie theater line on a hot summer day]
- Romy White: We have got to get to L.A. How much money do we have now?
- Michele Weinberger: Umm, like $68.
- Romy White: What? In three more years we saved up eight more dollars?
- Michele Weinberger: We're never gonna get to L.A.
- Romy White: If I had know we'd waste so much time, we could have gone to college.
- [Romy and Michele walk down a Los Angeles sidewalk both dressed like Julia Roberts in "Pretty Woman"]
- Michele Weinberger: No wonder all the stars live here.
- Romy White: Oh, I know. It's so exciting. It's like 9:00 and look at all the people in the streets.
- Michele Weinberger: And none of them are wearing spurs.
- Michele Weinberger: You know what I hate? When cute gay guys flirt with you and they know they can't deliver.
- Michele Weinberger: Romy, what's karma?
- Romy White: Oh, it's this Middle Eastern religious thingy that the Indians with the dots believe in.
- [Points to her forehead]