Calendar Girls (2003)
John Alderton: John
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Quotes
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[discussing the calendar]
Chris : It *should* be bloody George Clooney. I mean, come the toss between Burnsall Church and George Clooney, I know which I'd rather wake up looking at.
John : It is a Norman church, you know.
Chris : I'm not disputing the loveliness of the church, John. It's the firmness of the buttocks I'm worried about.
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John : Tell you what. If you want me to speak at the WI you'd better get it in quick.
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John : One seed in each pot, you're bloody useless you are.