The Magic Roundabout (2005)

Tom Baker: Zeebad

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Quotes 

• Brian : Sticks and stones may break my bones but names will never hurt me.

  ZeBadDee : Very well! Sam, bring out the sticks and stones!

• Soldier Sam : Er, can I ask about holidays?

  Zeebad : Three weeks in summer.

  Soldier Sam : Very generous, sir.

  Zeebad : Not that it will ever be summer again...

• Zeebad : [giving advice on evil laughter]  No Sam, it's all in the back of the throat.

• Dougal : You're a despicable fiend!

  Zeebad : I know.

  [chuckles] 

  Zeebad : It's a gift, really. Compassion is such a weakness.

• ZeBadDee : Today, one soldier, tomorrow, the world! And then perhaps... three more soldiers!

• ZeBadDee : Give me that map... please?

  Brian : Over my dead body!

  ZeBadDee : Sam, get out the garlic butter. I'm feeling a little peckish.

  Brian : You're bluffing!

  ZeBadDee : Try me, you spineless slime-spreader!

• ZeBadDee : When I leave someone for dead, I expect them to die! Can't even do that right, heh?