Mr. 3000 (2004)

Steve Guden: Giants Catcher

Quotes 

• [T-Rex has hit a solo home run and does a dance before crossing home plate] 

  Giants Catcher : What the hell is that?

  Rex 'T-Rex' Pennebaker : That right there, that's a little something something for Sportscenter. Plus, that's going to look tight on next year's video game.

  [T-Rex is congratulated by teammates after entering the dugout] 

  Stan : What the hell you call yourself doin'?

  Rex 'T-Rex' Pennebaker : Yo, I'm putting the show IN the Show.

  Stan : But your team losing. Instead of you playing, you making like Mr. Bojangles.

  Rex 'T-Rex' Pennebaker : I just hit a home run, son. Maybe you was taking a grandpa nap during that part.

  Stan : But your team gettin' picked off. Your boys ain't beating out grounders. There should have been two men on when you hit that homer. It should be a ballgame right now.

  Rex 'T-Rex' Pennebaker : Yo, so yell at them, old school. Get up out of my face, man, I did my job.

  Stan : But you the - you the superstar. You set the tone.

  Rex 'T-Rex' Pennebaker : Listen here. When you get a base hit, in this millennium, then you can come on down there, and talk to me.