Fat Pizza (2003)

Paul Fenech: Pauly Falzoni, Alfredo Falzoni

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Quotes 

• Ivan : [dazed after slaughtering two backpackers]  Jobs done, Pauly. Let's go.

  Pauly Falzoni : [cluelessly]  But, what's all the blood, man?

  Ivan : Ah, kangaroo, mate.

• Pauly Falzoni : [after kicking Ronnie McDoggle in the genitals]  That's right in the McNuggets, mate!

• Pauly Falzoni : [about looking up a lady's skirt]  I know I should not have been looking. But, man, it was like an eclipse of the sun. It's bad for you to look... but you must keep looking.

• Pauly Falzoni : I need a couple o' bucks t' ...

  Bobo Gigliotti : No!

  Pauly Falzoni : Jus' give me two bucks.

  Bobo Gigliotti : No!

  Pauly Falzoni : 50 cents.

  Bobo Gigliotti : No!

  Pauly Falzoni : Well, can I just get a drink from the fridge, like... ?

  Bobo Gigliotti : No!

  Pauly Falzoni : Can I use the toilet without paying?

  Bobo Gigliotti : No!

• Ronnie McDoggle : [Pauly has just hit a car approaching after speeding. A guy dressed as a clown comes out of the car, furious]  Oh, you malaka! Look what you did to my McCar! You McFucked it!

  Pauly Falzoni : [to the guy in the clown costume, thinking he is Ronald McDonald]  What're you supposed to be, what, Ronnie McDoggle? Mate, what's with the ethnic accent? Everyone knows he's a Scottish-American, man!

  Ronnie McDoggle : [pointing at Pauly, angrily]  Why do *you* think I got the most successful franchise in the world, you suck-ass?

  Pauly Falzoni : Oh, tell me, McStooge!

  Ronnie McDoggle : Because, I'm a Greek,

  [Greek music starts playing] 

  Ronnie McDoggle : and Greeks are the champions of takeaway! Oh, what do you think I'm gonna call the business, McSpiro's?

  [Ronnie McDoggle cracks up laughing and falls to the floor, laughing] 

  Ronnie McDoggle : Stop!

  [continues laughing] 

  Pauly Falzoni : [thinking he was laughing at him]  Oh, you wanna laugh do ya?

  Ronnie McDoggle : [still laughing]  No, mate, I'm cracking up!

  [continues laughing] 

  Ronnie McDoggle : You're giving me a McStitch!

• Pauly Falzoni : [splitting up detention centre escapees after organizing breakout]  Hey! Stop! Stop! Stop! Look, yous refugees stick out like dogs balls! We're gonna get caught! Go that way to Mecca! Go! And yous! There's money in them bushes! Money!

• Pauly Falzoni : [giving baby he's accidentally stolen to a wild animal]  Dingo, take it back, mate.