Splinter Cell (2002 Video Game)

Michael Ironside: Sam Fisher

Quotes 

• Sam Fisher : Any reason the CIA wouldn't know about this?

  Lambert : Nope.

  Sam Fisher : Nice of them to share...

• Sam Fisher : You must be Ivan.

  Ivan : You are police? You are American?

  Sam Fisher : Yes and no. The police are on their way. Till they get here I'm the only friend you've got, and I'm not a very good one.

  Ivan : We have to leave. We have to hurry. They'll find us soon.

  Sam Fisher : Thats not my job. i'm here for your encryption key.

  Ivan : That wasn't the deal.

  Sam Fisher : The deal still stands. The feds will get you out of here alive but first you have to give me the key.

  Ivan : That wasn't the deal I made with the woman on the phone.

  Sam Fisher : Listen do I come to your job and tell you how to murder civilians?

  Ivan : What?

  Sam Fisher : No. So don't come to my job and tell me how to do it. The feds are on the way or here already. You're gonna be fine. Now you can give me the key or I can take it.

  Ivan : That wasn't the deal.

  Sam Fisher : You're working from a VERY limited phrase book. Listen, just give me the key. I'm tired and I hate making people scream. It gets me down.

  Ivan : Here.

• Sam Fisher : Where are the Americans?

  Mercenary : Grinko will kill me.

  Sam Fisher : He's not as creative as I am. Where are they?

  Mercenary : In the basement.

  [Sam knocks out the mercenary] 

  Lambert : Did you hear, Fisher? You've got to beat those executioners to the Americans.

  Sam Fisher : Do we have any more diversions?

  Lambert : Your gun's full of them. Don't allow that group to reach the Americans.

• American Soldier : You've come to save us! Where are the others?

  Sam Fisher : It's just me.

  American Soldier : Aw, crap.

• PRC Representative : I must speak to a representative of your government.

  Sam Fisher : They hear everything I do. Shoot.

• Lambert : Sounds like we found the subdermals.

  Sam Fisher : I get nervous when the bad guys start making 'blood' jokes.

• Lambert : Just got word from our man inside, he says your SC-20K is in place. You can retrieve it in the storage room behind the generator backup.

  Sam Fisher : Goody.

  Lambert : I'd be ignorant not to arm you, but keep it holstered. One Agency fatality means the mission is over.

• Lambert : We've updated your OPSAT. To be clear: if you kill anybody, this mission's over. If you slip up on this one...

  Sam Fisher : I'll find a fallout shelter and learn some prayers.

  Lambert : I'm glad you understand. Be good.