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Mr. Eugene H. Krabs : [final scene] Mr. Squidward, front and center! I think we both know who rightfully deserves to wear that manager pin.
Squidward Tentacles : I couldn't agree more, sir.
Fish : Hooray for SpongeBob!
[Crowd cheers]
SpongeBob SquarePants : Wait a second, everybody. There's something I need to say first. I just don't know how to put it.
Squidward Tentacles : I think I know what it is. After going on your life-changing journey, you now realise that you don't want what you thought you wanted. What you really wanted was inside you all along.
SpongeBob SquarePants : Are you crazy? I was just going to say that your fly was down. Manager! This is the greatest day of my LIFE!
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King Neptune : [to Spongebob] And as for you, be back with my crown in exactly 10 days.
Patrick Star : [Appears out of nowhere] He can do it in nine.
King Neptune : Eight.
Patrick Star : Seven.
King Neptune : Six
Mr. Eugene H. Krabs , SpongeBob SquarePants : Patrick!
Mr. Eugene H. Krabs : [He and Spongebob attack Patrick]
King Neptune : Six it is then.
Patrick Star : [while being choked by Mr. Krabs] Five?
SpongeBob SquarePants : Patrick, shush!
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SpongeBob SquarePants : Don't worry, Mr. Krabs. Patrick, Squidward and I...
Squidward Tentacles : [Leaving] Pass.
SpongeBob SquarePants : Uh, Patrick and I...
Patrick Star : Hi.
SpongeBob SquarePants : ...will bring back the crown and save you from Neptune's wrath. You have nothing to worry about. Your life is in our hands.
Mr. Eugene H. Krabs : [worried] Ohh!
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SpongeBob SquarePants : [at podium] People of Bikini Bottom, as the manager of...
Mr. Eugene H. Krabs : Uh, SpongeBob...
SpongeBob SquarePants : Hold the phone, folks, I'm getting an important news flash from Mr. Krabs. Go ahead, Mr. K.
[Mr. Krabs whispers]
SpongeBob SquarePants : I'm making a complete what of myself?
[Mr. Krabs whispers again]
SpongeBob SquarePants : The most embarrassing thing you've ever seen?
[Mr. Krabs whispers again]
SpongeBob SquarePants : And now it's worse because I'm repeating everything you say into the microphone?
Mr. Eugene H. Krabs : Oh, for crying out loud, SpongeBob! You didn't get the job!
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Mr. Eugene H. Krabs : But before we begin the ribbon-cutting, I'd like to announce the name of our new manager!
SpongeBob SquarePants : [clapping rapidly] Yeah! Yeah! OWW! OW-HOWW! Yeah, now we're talking! Yeah! OWWW! Shhh!
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[Mr. Krabs is marking up the prices for King Neptune]
Squidward Tentacles : One-hundred and one dollars for a Krabby Patty?
Mr. Eugene H. Krabs : With cheese, Mr. Squidward. With cheese.
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Mr. Eugene H. Krabs : Oh, for crying out loud, SpongeBob! You didn't get the job!
SpongeBob SquarePants : [shocked] What?
Mr. Eugene H. Krabs : You... did not... get... the job!
SpongeBob SquarePants : [sadly] But... but why?
Mr. Eugene H. Krabs : Ah, SpongeBob. You're a great frycook, but I gave the job to Squidward because being manager is a big responsibility. Well, let's face it. He's more... mature than you.
SpongeBob SquarePants : I'm not... mature?
Mr. Eugene H. Krabs : Ah, lad. I mean this in the nicest of ways. But there's a word for what you are, and that word is... now, let's see...
Fish 1 : Dork?
Mr. Eugene H. Krabs : No, wait, that's not right, not a dork, uh...
Pearl : A goofball?
Mr. Eugene H. Krabs : Closer, but no, no, no.
Fish 2 : A ding-a-ling!
Fish 3 : Wingnut!
Old Lady : A Knucklehead McSpazatron!
Mr. Eugene H. Krabs : [angrily] Okay, that's enough!
[back to SpongeBob]
Mr. Eugene H. Krabs : Look, what I'm trying to say is, you're just a kid. And to be a manager, you have to be a man! Otherwise they'd call it "kidager!" You understandager- I mean, you understand?
SpongeBob SquarePants : [quietly, now miserable] I guess so, Mr Krabs.
[starts to walk away]
Mr. Eugene H. Krabs : SpongeBob?
SpongeBob SquarePants : I'm ready... depression... I'm ready... depression...
Mr. Eugene H. Krabs : Poor kid.
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Perch Perkins : First of all, congratulations Mr Krabs.
Mr. Eugene H. Krabs : Hello, I like money.
Perch Perkins : What inspired you to build the a second Krusty Krab right next to the original?
Mr. Eugene H. Krabs : Money!
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Mr. Eugene H. Krabs : [mumbling] ... jackass...
[more mumbling]
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Mr. Eugene H. Krabs : [King Neptune sets Mr. Krabs on fire] My pants are on fire!... My underwear is on fire!... I'M ON FIRE!
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SpongeBob SquarePants : Talk to me, Krabs.
Mr. Eugene H. Krabs : It started out as a simple order. A Krabby Patty with cheese. When the customer took a bite, NO CHEESE!
[cries]
SpongeBob SquarePants : [slaps Mr. Krabs] Get a hold of yourself, Eugene.
[narrows eyes]
SpongeBob SquarePants : I'm going in.
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Squidward Tentacles : One hundred and one dollars for a Krabby Patty?
Mr. Eugene H. Krabs : With cheese, Mr. Squidward, with cheese.