Monster Garage (2002–2021)

Thom Beers: Narrator

Quotes 

• Narrator : Speaking for gearheads and garage mechanics everywhere, Jesse answers that one-word question: why?

  Jesse James : [innocently]  'Cause it's wrong.

• [the crew receives a propane burner while turning a Geo Tracker into a hot air balloon] 

  Chopper Dave : It looks like it could destroy something.

  Narrator : The first thing they destroy?

  [the burner's $5160 price tag is displayed] 

  Narrator : The budget.

• [opening narration] 

  Narrator : Join Jesse and his crew of maverick mechanics as they rip, grind, and burn, turning ordinary street vehicles into monster machines in the Monster Garage.

• Narrator : Our team tears the RV, putting the "wreck" in "recreational". This thing really is fun.