Carry on Christmas (1969 TV Movie)
Bernard Bresslaw: Bob Cratchit, Frank N. Stein's Monster, Spirit of Christmas Future, Convent Girl, Town Crier, Policeman
Quotes
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Bob Cratchit : Mr Scrooge, I was wondering, could you make a little advance to me?
Ebenezer Scrooge : [Turns to face the camera] Not only long and stupid, but bent to boot!
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Bob Cratchit : Mr. Scrooge, is it alright if I go off now?
Ebenezer Scrooge : Yeah. Soon as you put all the books in alphabetical order, clean away the cobwebs, polish the floor and wash the windows. And a merry Christmas to ya.
Bob Cratchit : But Mr. Scrooge, it'll take me a whole week to get through that lot.
Ebenezer Scrooge : In that case, scrub the merry Christmas, make it happy New Year.
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Ebenezer Scrooge : I'm going off now.
Bob Cratchit : [Looking around] I thought there was a funny smell!
Ebenezer Scrooge : I'll thump you!