Eulogy (2004)
Hank Azaria: Daniel Collins
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Quotes
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Kate Collins : Hey, hey, hey! You guys! Could one of you *please* tell me one nice thing I can say about your dead father
Lucy Collins : [after a long pause] He often called me Andrea for no reason.
Daniel Collins : I was Barry.
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Daniel Collins : Hey, did we have a blackout last night?
Kate Collins : That's what I heard.
Skip Collins : Yeah, we sure did. I couldn't even find my room.
[Lucy smacks him with a newspaper]
Skip Collins : What?
Lucy Collins : You found my room all right.
Skip Collins : It was dark.
Lucy Collins : So you hid in my closet? With your *kids*?
Skip Collins : [shouts] We were lost!
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Daniel Collins : Go talk to your mother.
Skip Collins : You talk to her, alright? She's a downer.
Daniel Collins : She's a widow.
Skip Collins : She was a downer first.
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Daniel Collins : I think that marriage is based on commitment and communication and not necessarily the presence of penis.