Gabrielle:
Hey! You totally blew me away!
Jay:
What? You wanna blow me?
[
the Z-Boys laugh]
Gabrielle:
Maybe!
Stacy:
[
in full skate gear] So, what's up with Tony? You guys still skate with him?
Jay:
He's competing with the sun for the center of the universe.
[
Stacy shrugs, walks off]
Jay:
[
to Sid] Stacy looks like a stock car.
Sid:
[
the Z-Boys want to drain and skate Sid's pool] No way, my dad said "Sid, are you high?"
Jay:
Tell him we'll fill it back up when we're done.
Sid:
He said if you got hurt, you'd sue us.
Jay:
We're not gonna sue you.
Sid:
He said your parents would.
Stacy:
Our parents can't even afford lawyers.
Tony:
Hey, let me talk to him.
Sid:
Sorry, the only Mexicans my father talks to push lawn-mowers.
Jay:
[
to Sid] I'll let you bang my mom!
Bob Biniak:
[
after Jay yells in Bobs ear because he yelled in Sid's ear and made him fall] Suck my inner ear, Jay-boy!
Stacy:
[
now knowing about Jay and Kathy being together] When were you going to tell me you were with her?
Jay:
You couldn't handle her.
Jay:
[
talking to Kathy] Gimmie Kitty!
Kathy Alva:
Take your boxers off.
Jay:
No way.
Tony:
[
to Stacey] Grab your pad and take notes, Peralta!
Jay:
Dude, you just got patty slapped.
[
boys begin to laugh]
Jay:
[
as the Z-Boys drive by two elderly women on the street] Kiss me, granny! Get me some of that vintage ass!
Donnie:
She's uh, she's crazy, Jay.
Jay:
That's why you love her... Right?
Jay:
[
after telling Stacy he didn't make the team. Touches his chest] Sorry, What's that, huh?
Jay:
[
to Stacey] Dude, screw the team, I mean, you have a logo!
Sid:
[
smoking medicinal marijuana] I, uh, get it prescribed legally now.
[
hands him the joint]
Sid:
Heard you were sick, too.
Jay:
Hell, yeah.
Skip:
They wanted it gone, man, they wanted it gone.
Tony:
What's wrong, Jayboy? Don't got no hair on your inch worm yet?
Astronaut:
Hey, can I try that?
[
points at Stacy's skateboard]
Stacy:
Sure!
[
hands him his skateboard]
Astronaut:
[
Astronaut steps on it, the board slips underneath and he falls on the ground] It's the moon boots...
Jay:
Kiss me Granny, I'd love to get me some of that vintage ass!
Sid:
[
Talking about Tony] There's a Mexican in my pool and he's not pushing a lawn mower.
Reef Ryan:
Pass me the doobie Stacy... come on you fucking homo.
Tony:
I wanna make money, get laid every night. I wanna do it all right fucking now.
Jim 'Red Dog' Muir:
Hell yeah, I'm gonna make out with two chicks tonight!
Jim 'Red Dog' Muir:
Dude, What the hell are we supposed to do on this fricking table top?
Skip:
You gotta approach every day as if it's your last!
Stacy:
Skip called me ''bro''!
Kathy Alva:
Skip called you ''bro''?
Stacy:
Yeah, he said ''bro''!
Kathy Alva:
No, he didn't.
Stacy:
Yes, he did. He said ''you look hungry, bro''.
Kathy Alva:
He said ''you look hungry, bro''?
Stacy:
Yes, totally!
Kathy Alva:
Skip Engbloom doesn't call anybody ''bro''.
[
laughs]
Skip:
[
after Stacy received the Z-boys t-shirt at the diner] You earned it, bro...
Sid:
Yeah, you're one of us now!
Jay:
That maggot has always been one of us.
Skip:
Yeah, wear it with pride, man.
Stacy:
You know I will!
Skip:
Hey, Stacey, that t-shirt will get you more titty than you ever dreamed of, man!
[
laughs]
Kathy Alva:
I got my boy covered, Skip.
[
laughs]
Skip:
[
at the diner] Hey you guys made a mess at that contest today... They look at you as the enemy now, right?
Montoya:
But it's good to have enemies! A toast!
[
everybody raises glasses]
Kathy Alva:
A toast!
Montoya:
To the boy kings... You're all a bunch of filthy pillow biters!
Tony:
This is our time, bros!
Jay:
That's bullshit, bro. We surf and we skate every day. We get to do whatever we want.
Stecyk:
A toast! To the boy kings. You're all a bunch of filthy pillow-biters!
Tony:
I just wanted Dad to see the stupid trophy.
Kathy Alva:
Who gives a shit about Dad?
Skip:
Yeah, hey, man, listen. You stood up for your friend. We're proud of you.
Tony:
[
yelling at the judges] This contest don't mean shit to me anyway!
Skip:
Look, man. These kids are at a tender age. They tense easily, okay?
Skip:
Yeah, this is Skip Engblom and the Zephyr Skateboard Team. Here's our entry fees. Now where's our trophies?
Skip:
Oh, nice socks, man. Nice socks. Nice socks.
Skip:
Hey, I'm not bailing your asses out of jail.
Montoya:
[
a crash is heard outside] Oh, shit. Get the gate, get the gate.
Cop:
Hey, get back here!
Montoya:
Close the door, come on. Quick.
[
they close the shop gate]
Cop:
Get back here!
Skip:
It was supposed to keep them out of trouble, man!
Skip:
He's not one of us, man. You know, he's not a pirate.
Chino:
Going to work, Peralta?
Skip:
Yeah, get a haircut, man.
Kathy Alva:
Should my weight be on my back foot?
Stacy:
Yeah, well, that's how I do it. But it might be different, though, the whole center-of-gravity thing for girls.
Skip:
Yeah, hi. This isn't a library... so it's ten bucks to browse. You got ten bucks?
Customer:
Didn't bring any money today.
Skip:
Yeah, well, why'd you come into my store, then, asshole?
Chino:
Wear em with pride, man!
Jay:
[
nasally, mocking tone] Yeah, wear em with pride, man!
Chino:
[
grabs jay's shirt] Or we'll rip them off your bony little backs! You understand?
Jay:
[
scared look] Yeah...
Stacy:
[
Jay is rolling the window in Stacey's car up and down, breaks off the handle] Damn it, Jay! Do you know how much this is gonna cost me to fix? you're an idiot!
Jay:
[
gives friends a scared look] Sorry...
Restaurant owner:
[
Z-boys are being rowdy] Hey, you guys can't do that here! This is a family restaurant.
[
Jay throws food at him, he grabs Jay, and drags him over the table]
Montoya:
HEY! This is a family restaurant!
Tony:
[
after Sid wipes out, HARD, and is unconscious in the pool] Dude, are you okay?
Sid:
I can't feel my feet!
[
takes out a joint, sets in mouth]
Sid:
But, then again, I can never feel my feet!
[
laughs. Tony slaps him, he starts groaning]
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