EuroTrip (2004)
Nial Iskhakov: Bert
Quotes
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Bert : No, retardo. That Jan, a man's name, and that's not "Mike", it's Mieke, a common German girl's name, similar to our Michele."
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[after seeing Scott at the Vatican on TV]
Bert : What a fucking loser, I'm gonna videotape this.
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Bert : I'm getting the video camera!
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Bert : [mocking Scott] Fiona!
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Bert : No, retardo. That's Jan, a man's name, and that's not "Mike", it's Mieke, a common German girl's name, similar to our Michelle.