One Last Ride (2004)
Mario Roccuzzo: Charlie Figs
Quotes
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Charlie Figs : Al couldn't pick a winner if the race was over. Who'd he get that tip from, the hot-dog lady?
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Carmine : ...I feel like I'm pushing Michael off a cliff here, placing *these* bets.
Charlie Figs : He'd better take an enema, because his brain is getting clogged. Who's to pay is coming in. I got it from the inside; it's a mortal lock, you can bet your life on it. Now I gotta call my wife; she's going to the gynecologist.
Carmine : Is she okay?
Charlie Figs : I think she's having an affair with the doctor, because she's getting checkups *twice a month*. Yeast infection, she says. Yeah, right.
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Michael : What do you know about taking a polygraph-test?
Charlie Figs : I know enough about it *not* to take one. My own mother failed a polygraph-test, and she was telling the *truth*.