The Apprentice (2004–2017)

Nick Warnock: Self

Quotes 

• Nick Warnock : Come on, help a redhead out, man. Here's to the happy couple! She needs a drink, man. Bring her upstairs for some specials.

  Male passerby : She's my sister.

  Nick Warnock : [laughing]  Uh-oh!

  Male passerby : I'm not a redneck!

• Nick Warnock : [attempting to sell Trump Ice]  Um, it's bottled thousands of miles away from civilization, up in the...

  Nightclub Owner : Okay, this is a nightclub. It's not rocket science. It's just water.

• Nick Warnock : I am the Zen master of presentations.

• Sam Solovey : Would you send someone out in the football field without his uniform on with Bowie? I don't think so. I know that my...

  Nick Warnock : If there was 20 seconds left in the game, would you be yammering on like this?

• Nick Warnock : Happy Hour prices, still at Planet Hollywood...

  [muttering to himself] 

  Nick Warnock : This is stupid.

• Kwame Jackson : [Nick and Kwame are disagreeing over potentially misleading people by selling autographs]  Someone asks me who I was, I say, "I'm Kwame Jackson from Charlotte, North Carolina."

  Nick Warnock : How would you explain to the little boy whose father makes five dollars an hour? His father had to work two hours to get that ball.

  Kwame Jackson : I didn't sell the kid crack!

• Nick Warnock : She's trying to tell me how to sell! It's absurd! It's like trying to tell the Pope how to pray.

• Nick Warnock : This is showtime. This is what I do for a living. This is my knitting, if you will. I sell things. I'm phenomenal at it. Ereka, Bill, Katrina and most of the people have underestimated me... I said, "Hop on this back, I'm taking us to the promised land."

• Nick Warnock : [on Ereka]  If she slings mud in this direction, that won't be a good move. I'll ask her leading questions that she has to answer, and she'll effectively self-implode - she'll be destroyed.

• Donald Trump : What do you think, Nick?

  Nick Warnock : We lost, and it stinks, and I'm tired of it.

• Nick Warnock : The way I come in is big energy, charisma; I'm gabbing up a storm before...

  Donald Trump : If you say so yourself.

  Nick Warnock : What's that?

  Donald Trump : What makes you think you have charisma?

  Nick Warnock : I think I do. I think I bring a certain energy to a place.

• Nick Warnock : I'm a little annoyed she didn't shake Bill's hand. Me - I don't care. But Bill's a nice guy.

• Nick Warnock : [as the opposing team unveils a white tiger]  Gentlemen, please direct your attention to the 2003... I can't really beat a tiger.

• Donald Trump : Nick and Amy, this is the weakest romance I've ever seen. This romance is pathetic!

  Amelia Henry : Well, I think we just decided we were meant to be very close friends.

  Nick Warnock : Very close friends. That's right.

  Donald Trump : Good. I've had some "very close friends".

  [Everyone laughs] 

  Nick Warnock : Me too! Me too.

  Donald Trump : It's cost me a lot of money, I'll tell you that.