The Apprentice (2004–2017)

Troy McClain: Self

Quotes 

• Troy McClain : The possibility is still there that I could be ousted like yesterday's newspaper.

• Troy McClain : [on the helicopter around New York]  It took me to the most beautiful woman in the world, aside from my wife: the Statue of Liberty.

• Kwame Jackson : [Both imitating Omarosa]  "My head. I wanna eat."

  Troy McClain : "Dude, it's my head, and if I don't get some catered service pretty quick, I'm callin' the President."

• Troy McClain : We were lookin' up the ass of a dead dog with fleas if we thought we were gonna go up against them.

• Troy McClain : I have no degree from no college.

• Troy McClain : Business is business; friends are friends. Don't use them in the same sentence.

• Troy McClain : [to Sam]  Be the country kid. Be the hat.

• Troy McClain : Sammy's like Picasso. That guy is so far left field, but he paints this colorful, disturbing picture. You just gotta be able to interpret that picture.

• Troy McClain : It's time to do something drastic! Right now, we need to be hopping. We need to be poppin' like a frog on a hot plate.

• Troy McClain : You can't have a straighter man than a country kid from Boise, Idaho!

• Troy McClain : [on meeting the Fab 5]  A country innocent boy who doesn't know how to dress? I mean, I was a virgin on prom night to those kids.

• Troy McClain : [about Katrina]  Ooh, she's mad as a wet hen!

• Troy McClain : She got emotional and attacked me personally...

  Katrina Campins : I got emotional? Did I cry, Troy? Look at me in the eyes! Did I cry?... Did I get stern with you? Yes. There's a difference. Get it right!

• Heidi Bressler : [playing devil's advocate during the Trump Ice task]  "I like my Poland Spring."

  Troy McClain : Absolutely. I understand you like that Poland Stream, but now, you're involved with a product that's not from Poland. You're involved with a product that's from New York.

• Troy McClain : [on Meghan's art]  Again, her thought process is far beyond my comprehension. Just the little "induendos" - the snake in the grass over there. The skull of Henry VIII. I mean, she is amazing.

• Donald Trump : Do you think Heidi is good, or average?

  Troy McClain : I think Heidi's good. I think she's a good salesperson, absolutely.

  Donald Trump : Do you think she's a good leader?

  Troy McClain : I think Heidi's a good salesperson.

• Troy McClain : ...I would say that I thought that you guys wanted an explanation, and I went ahead and gave an explanation...

  Donald Trump : It was a long, boring explanation, and I didn't wanna hear it.

• Troy McClain : [During a spa visit]  I kind of feel like an adult film actor getting' ready to get prepped. I mean, I almost feel like I'm goin' in for a rub and a tug, and it's kind of makin' me a little nervous.

• Bill Rancic : Do you want a man-drink, McClain, or do you want a girl-drink?

  Troy McClain : Man me up!