A Dirty Shame (2004)
Suzanne Shepherd: Big Ethel
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Quotes
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Big Ethel : Perverts are taking over this neighborhood.
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Big Ethel : Did you see those new neighbors moving in? Hmm? Grown men with hairly legs prancing around half naked? "We're bears." What the hell is that supposed to mean?
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Big Ethel : You going to the movies, Dave?
Dingy Dave : Huh?
Big Ethel : [watching him scratch his ass] Hell, you're pickin' your seat, aren't you?
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Big Ethel : My daughter's a good girl, she hates sex!
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Big Ethel : [pleading with Sylvia to give up her fixation on oral sex] You'll get a yeast infection!
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Vaughn Stickles : This isn't California.
Big Ethel : It's Harford Road!
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Big Ethel : Being a *whore* is a disease?
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Neuter Man with Sub-Titles : [after Sylvia makes a move on him] That's it! I'm moving to Tulsa.
Big Ethel : Don't run away. Join us for our decency rally today. Only you can prevent fornication.
Neuter Man with Sub-Titles : Whatever...
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[at the Bear house]
Cow Patty : Hi, I'm Cow Patty.
Vaughn Stickles : Hi, I'm Vaughn. I live up the street and I'm looking for my wife Sylvia.
Cow Patty : I'm the only Goldilocks allowed in this Bear cave. I'm a Bear Hag and we call this...
Mama Bear , Papa Bear , Baby Bear : Bear soup!
[Big Ethel looks in at the Bears as Cow Patty notices her]
Cow Patty : Wow, a tranny bear. Come on in!
Big Ethel : [as she runs off] Police!
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Sylvia Stickles : Mother, I don't feel well.
Big Ethel : Well, no wonder, they've got blatant homosexuals shopping right in our store. They eat life, you know... Sperm!