This Is Not a Film (2003)

Michael Leydon Campbell: Michael Connor

Quotes 

• Michael Connor : Well, THAT sucked. Me sitting there on the couch? I know, that sucked. But please, hear me out.

• Michael Connor : I don't even know why we're doing this - why are we doing YOUR life story in MY video, that's what I want to know.

  George Connor : Because... It's your six degress of separation, jackass! You know ME. I went through THIS. I started my group, she came to the group - THAT'S how you know her. Think!

• Nadia : The lines are stupid!

  Michael Connor : No - they happened!

  Nadia : Which makes them stupid TWICE.

• Michael Connor : I don't want people to think I have a foot fetish - I don't. What I have is a deep level of appreciation. I mean, I'm not one of those guys buying magazines of people in leather sucking toes!

  Nadia : And yet - he works in a shoe store.