The Gamers (2002 Video)
Phil M. Price: Nimble
Quotes
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Nimble the Thief : [shocked] The Shadow?
Ambrose : [scared] The Shadow?
Newmoon the Elf : [resolved] The Shadow.
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The Gamemaster : You're going to backstab him with a ballista?
Nimble the Thief : Uh huh
The Gamemaster : With a fucking siege weapon?
Nimble the Thief : Uh huh
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The Gamemaster : There's only one patron at the bar, and he doesn't notice you.
Nimble the Thief : I pick his pocket.
The Gamemaster : Roll it.
Nimble the Thief : Ha ha! Got it. Does he have any, uh, weapons or anything?
The Gamemaster : Yeah, he's got a knife.
Nimble the Thief : I take that too.
The Gamemaster : Ok. Roll it.
Nimble the Thief : Ha ha! Cool! I'm kicking ass! I want to steal his pants.
The Gamemaster : You're not serious?
Nimble the Thief : I am serious.
The Gamemaster : Why do you want his pants?
Nimble the Thief : I don't want them. I just want to see if I can steal them.
The Gamemaster : Fine, go ahead. But you suffer a negative eight penalty for difficulty.
[Dice rolls]
The Gamemaster : I don't believe it.
[pause]
The Gamemaster : Are you quite finished?
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[after Newmoon shoots the Bandit King]
Rogar, the Barbarian : [laughs] Masterful shot friend elf.
Nimble the Thief : He had the chance to escape.
Mark : Three cheers for the archer!
Rogar, the Barbarian , Mark , Nimble the Thief : Hup hup! Hazah! Hup hup! Hazah! Hup hup!
Paula : Shut up!
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Nimble the Thief : By morning you will again sup the sweet air of freedom.
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Newmoon the Elf : [interrupting the Gamemaster] Wait, wait, wait! Cross the river? Shouldn't we like... uh... bury him. You know like, give him a proper funeral?
Nimble the Thief : I agree!
Ambrose : [rolling up a new character, looking up surprised] Thanks, guys!
Rogar, The Barbarian : Yeah, yeah! Dude! We get 15 piety points per level when we bury a party member, and since he was level six...
Nimble the Thief : That be like 90 points!
Rogar, The Barbarian : Boohyah!
Nimble the Thief : Boohyah!
[Nimble highfives Rogar]
Newmoon the Elf : And that'll totally make up for that orphanage we burned down...
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Nimble the Thief : It's too early for ale, but the time is always right for some wine.
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Ambrose : Can you believe he would actually rather go out with a beautiful, intelligent young woman than hang out in this ass smelling basement with his best friends on a Friday night playing adventure games and having belching contests? And all for the off chance he'll sore too! Can you imagine that?
Nimble the Thief : So... We're in the forest right?