Borders (1989 TV Movie)

Richard Leighton: Guard

Quotes 

• Ted : Excuse me. I think I'm lost. Is this the Wattsburg Research Lab or Club Fed?

  Guard : Your name, please?

  Ted : This doesn't much look like it does in the brochure, does it?

  Guard : All you Hertz fellows say the same thing. I need some I.D.

  [checks ID] 

  Guard : Go to lot 92B, then get processed in personnel.

  Ted : I'm just here for the tour. I probably won't stay too long.

  Guard : Yeah. They all say that.

  Ted : Thank you.

  [to himself] 

  Ted : These people are like the walking dead.