Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005)

Michelle Monaghan: Harmony Faith Lane

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Quotes 

• Harry : What is it out here with these women?

  Harmony : Oh please, Harry, they're no different from anywhere else.

  Harry : Yes, they are. These are damaged goods, every one of them, from way back. I'm telling you, you take a guy who sleeps with 100 women a year, go into his childhood - dollars to doughnuts, it's relatively unspectacular...

  Harry : [putting a cigarette in his mouth]  ... Now, you take one of these... gals, who sleeps with 100 guys a year, and I *bet* you if you look in their childhood, there's something rotten in Denver.

  Harmony : Denmark.

  Harry : [closing his cigarette lighter]  That too! But it's abandonment, it's abuse, it's, "My uncle put his ping-ping in my papa!"... and then they all come out here!

  Harry : [continuing]  I mean, it's literally like someone took America by the East Coast and *shook* it, and all the normal girls managed to hang on.

  Harmony : OK, everyone who hates Harry raise your hand!

  [all the girls in the club raise their hands] 

  Perry : See that? Obedient little bitches too.

  [girl screams "Fuck you!" and throws a glass, which he dodges] 

• Harmony : Well, for starters, she's been fucked more times than she's had a hot meal.

  Harry : Yeah, I heard about that. It was neck-and-neck and then she skipped lunch.

• Harry : Look, you want to see something cool?

  [Harry pulls out a copy of a Gossamer book with a hole in it] 

  Harmony : Oh cool! This stopped the bullet, Harry.

  [Harmony pokes her finger through the hole in the book. Harry taps his bullet wound] 

  Harry : No, not really.

• Harmony : [naked in bed]  You can sleep here if you want but it would only be sleeping, Harry... if thats gonna frustrate you.

  Harry : [pause]  Let's see.

• Harry : Umm, clearly I'm interrupting. I feel badly. Let me... What are you drinking?

  Harmony : Bad.

  Harry : Bad? Sorry... feel...?

  Harmony : You feel bad.

  Harry : Bad?

  Harmony : Badly is an adverb. So to say you feel badly would be saying that the mechanism which allows you to feel is broken.

• Harmony : You think I'm amazing. You do. Cause that's who I told you I'd be. That was the game plan.

  Harry : Yeah, well, you know what, it worked.

  Harmony : You know what? No one else thinks so.

  Harry : What, my opinion doesn't count?

  Harmony : Actually, no it doesn't. Cause you're new here. If you just look around, there's younger and there's better.

  Harry : I don't want younger and better, I want you!

• Perry : [Calling Harmony after escaping torture with Harry]  Hey, Harmony, it's me.

  Harmony : Oh, God, how did you get away?

  Perry : I shot him with a small revolver I keep near my balls.

• Harmony : God, Harry. Shit, if I leave you the keys, can you take yourself to the hospital?

• Harmony : Oh, God. No more lies, Harry, no more. Are you a detective? Huh? Are you a detective, Harry?

  Harry : Who told you that?

  Harmony : Flicka, Flicka. You know? My friend Flicka, she told me. If you are, then I really need your help.

  Harry : Well...