The Honeymooners (2005)
Regina Hall: Trixie Norton
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Quotes
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Alice Kramden : Hi, how can I help you today?
William Davis : Yes, uh, Alice, I would like an egg-white omelette, and if I could get a clean glass of water.
Alice Kramden : Well, precious, we don't separate our eggs here and that's about as clean as it's gonna get.
William Davis : Well, what do you have that's similar to an egg-white omelette?
Alice Kramden : Eggs.
William Davis : Well then, by all means why don't you just bring me whatever's convenient for you?
Trixie Norton : Do I need to take off my heels?
Alice Kramden : No, no. Not yet.
William Davis : I've angered you, I'm sorry. It happens a lot.
Alice Kramden : Oh, hi, Miss Benvenuti. How are you?
Miss Benvenuti : I'm fine. Hi, Trixie.
William Davis : Ah, Miss Benvenuti, what a pleasure. Please.
[gestures for her to sit]
Miss Benvenuti : If you'd just buy my house, that will be pleasure enough.
Alice Kramden : Oh, Miss Benvenuti, you're selling that cute little duplex over on Hart Street?
Miss Benvenuti : Yes, I can't take the winters anymore. Mr. Davis here and his company are thinking of buying the house.
William Davis : Yes, we are. So if you girls could just go and cook something...
Trixie Norton : Ignoring you!
Alice Kramden : Yeah, I wish we would've known because we've been looking to buy a duplex for years.
William Davis : Well, I'm sorry, but my company's already buying this one.
Trixie Norton : Yes, well, we're not a company or anything, but we would like a nice place to move into with our husbands, have a few little babies, a little Trixie.
Alice Kramden : But everything's so expensive nowadays!
William Davis : Yes, it is. Kinda wishing you hadn't dropped out of high school right about now, huh?
Alice Kramden : *Still* ignoring you! So, Miss Benvenuti, how much are you asking for the duplex?