Malice in Wonderland (2009)

Pam Ferris: Doochey

Quotes 

• Doochey : Well, what are you doing at my desk?

  Alice : I'm trying to get to the party.

  Doochey : Ah, yes, I've been invited, but I shan't go.

  Alice : Why not?

  Doochey : I like my head where it is. On my shoulders. The invitation is yours, in exchange for one thing. Knowledge.

  Alice : Of what?

  [shakes her head] 

  Doochey : You.

  Alice : But... Look, I don't know anything about me.

  [shakes her head] 

  Doochey : Oh, you make my gossip nose twitch like... freshly-peppered soup!