- Referee Freddy: [to Roy] You Know, I've been reading these books that say that you should give yourself pats on the back. Daddy never gave me pats on the back. Daddy never gave me any...
- Larry Burgess Sr.: Blah Blah Blah! This guy is blind as my dead grandma and twice as slow!
- Tom Arnold: Ok, Roy McCormick fan or not, you gotta admit, the guy is a Cinderella story. He grows up without two nickels to rub together, and look at him now. He's led Ohio Polytechnic to three championships. He is one of the best coaches in college basketball.