The Joe Schmo Show (2003– )

Kevin Kirkpatrick: Bryce 'The Stalker'

Quotes 

• Bryce "The Stalker" : [trying desperately to activate a post-hypnotic suggestion to make Piper love him as he is being evicted]  Mockingbird! Mockingbird! Mockingbird!

• Bryce "The Stalker" : [after learning Montecore Killed his frog, Everett]  I'll take it up with the Producers... or the Falcon.

• Bryce "The Stalker" : [after learning of the death of his pet frog]  He wasn't a frog he was a fucking human being!