Kill Bill: Vol. 2 (2004)
Chia-Hui Liu: Johnny Mo, Pai Mei
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Quotes
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Pai Mei : [in Mandarin; subtitled] It's the wood that should fear your hand, not the other way around. No wonder you can't do it, you acquiesce to defeat before you even begin.
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The Bride : I was wondering, just between us girls, what did you say to Pai Mei for him to snatch out your eye?
Elle Driver : [flashback showing Pai Mei snatching out Elle's eye] I called him a miserable old fool.
The Bride : Ooh, bad idea.
Elle Driver : You know what I did? I killed that miserable old fool.
[the Bride gasps as they show a flashback of Pai Mei gagging from the poison Elle put in his food]
Elle Driver : [flashback] How do you like the fishheads you miserable old fool?
[Present]
Elle Driver : I poisoned his fishheads.
Pai Mei : Elle, you treacherous dog. I give you my word...
Elle Driver : And I told him, "To me the word of an old fool like you is worth less than nothing."
[Pai Mei keels over and dies, as Elle starts laughing]
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Pai Mei : [punches through a block of wood from three inches away] Since your arm now belongs to me, I want it strong. Can you do that?
The Bride : I can, but not that close.
Pai Mei : Then you can't do it. What if your enemy is three inches in front of you, what do you do then? Curl into a ball? Or do you put your fist through him?
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Pai Mei : [in Cantonese; subtitled] From here you can get an excellent view of my foot.
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Pai Mei : [in Cantonese] So my pathetic friend... is there anything that you can do well?
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Pai Mei : [in Cantonese] The exquisite art of the samurai sword? Don't make me laugh! You're so-called exquisite art is only fit for Japanese fatheads!
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Pai Mei : [in Cantonese] Just like all Yankee women, all you are good at is ordering in restaurants... and spending a man's money!
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[holding the Bride in an armlock]
Pai Mei : It's my arm now, I'll do what I want with it.
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Pai Mei : [in Cantonese] Your so-called kung-fu... is really... quite pathetic.
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Pai Mei : [to the Bride] If you want to eat like a dog, you can live and sleep outside like a dog. If you want to live and sleep like a human, pick up those sticks!
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Pai Mei : [in Cantonese] Your swordsmanship is amateur at best.
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The Bride : [in Cantonese] Master...
Pai Mei : [in Cantonese; subtitled] Your Mandarin is lousy. It causes my ears great discomfort. You bray like an ass! You are not to speak unless spoken to! It is too much to hope but... do you speak Cantonese?
The Bride : [in English] I speak Japanese very well... as well as...
Pai Mei : [interrupting] I didn't ask if you speak Japanese! I asked if you understood Cantonese.
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Pai Mei : [in Cantonese] I despise the goddamn Japs!
