The Woods (2006)
Agnes Bruckner: Heather Fasulo
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Quotes
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Samantha : [Walks up to the table] Heard you been saying stuff behind my back, fire-crotch.
Heather : Now, Samantha, all I said was your breath smells like you've been drinking out of Ms. Mackinaw's douche bag, that's all.
[Samantha leans in threateningly]
Heather : I don't wanna kiss you, Samantha, so please, don't ask.
Samantha : No, you listen very closely, fire-crotch: We have a certain way of doing things aroung her and you better figure out what that way is or there are going to be serious consequences.
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Ms. Traverse : [Ms. Mackinaw brings Heather into the office] What is this?
Ms. Mackinaw : Miss Fasulo attacked Miss Wise in the dining hall.
[Her head twitches]
Ms. Traverse : Is that so?
Heather : I didn't...
[she twitches intentionally]
Heather : ... attack anyone. I was just trying to defend myself.
[Ms. Mackinaw looks embarrassed and upset that Heather made fun of her twitch]
Heather : I'm sorry. I didn't meant to...
[Ms. Mackinaw twitches again and leaves angrily]
Ms. Traverse : [Slaps Heather] Now listen: We have a certain way of doing things aroung her and you better figure out what that way is or there are going to be serious consequences.
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Samantha : [Heather kicks bathroom stall door to try and get out, Samantha has her pinned inside] Say it.
Samantha : [Heather kicks stall door again] Say it.
Samantha : "I'm a fire-crotch."
Heather : What?
Samantha : "I am a fire-crotch."
Heather : How many football players put it in you before your mom got sick of having another tramp around the house?
Girl #1 : [Samantha pulls open the stall door angrily, then proceeds to punch Heather in the stomach] Nice one.
Samantha : [Heather is keeled over in pain] If you know what's good for you, you'll run away and never, ever come back.
Samantha : Got it, fire-crotch?
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Heather : Apparently, my father isn't as well off as he presents himself.
Marcy Turner : Who is?
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Heather : [on the phone] Mom, I just wanna come home. I miss my friends.
Alice Fasulo : Heather, sweetheart, you don't have any friends.
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Alice Fasulo : I don't know what I have to do, to get you under control, Heather.
Heather : Then stop trying.