- Kevin: Last person I saw that looked like you, I shot 'em in the face.
- Arlo Ray Baines: You shoot me in the face, I'll kick your ass!
- Jessie Holden: Look, I see things.
- Freddy: What kinds of things?
- Jessie Holden: Things that I wish would go away.
- Freddy: That's who you are that old movie cop, Action Jones or something.
- Allan: Dynamite Jones?
- Freddy: Yeah, yeah, I remember, I remember and "Danger" is Dynamite's middle name. Those were some funny movies.
- Arlo Ray Baines: They weren't suppose to be funny.
- Freddy: Do that old match trick thing, that was pretty cool.