Monster House (2006)

Jason Lee: Bones

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Quotes 

• Zee : You know, I saw an ambulance here today.

  Bones : So?

  Zee : So, maybe Nebbercracker really did die.

  Bones : We should be so lucky. The guy is evil.

  Zee : Nah, he's just a grouchy old dude.

  Bones : Oh, really, Zee? When I was ten years old, I had a kite. *Awesome* kite. I could fly it so high, you couldn't see it! One day, it crashed down. I followed the string, and it ended right over there, across the street, right at the edge of his lawn.

  Zee : Ohhh...

  [leans in close] 

  Zee : Did he take your kite?

  Bones : Pssh, yeah! He takes whatever lands on his lawn, but that's not the point. The point is that I saw him talking to his house... and kissing it.

  [leans in to kiss Zee, but turns away at the last second] 

  Bones : Besides, everybody knows what he did to his wife.

  Zee : Why? What? What did he do to her?

  Bones : He ate her!

  [growls and tackles Zee off the couch and onto the floor] 

• [last lines] 

  Zee : Skull's not like you. He makes time for me and gives me the respect I deserve.

  Bones : Whatever.

  Zee : Bones!