Monkey Dust (2003–2005)
Simon Greenall: Various Characters
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Quotes
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Ivan Dobsky : I never done it! I only said I done it so they wouldn't give me another jalfrezi enema!
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Ivan Dobsky : I didn't do it! I only said I did it so they'd take the rat out of my anus!
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Ivan Dobsky : Ooh The Carpenters! They're my favorite! I bet Karen's old and fat now!
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Ivan Dobsky : [sees Nelson Mandela] Ohhhh Mr Drummond! Help! Its that Nelson Bonjela! The most feared terrorist in the whole of South Africa!
Mr Drummond : Ivan it might be simpler if you just reversed all your 1970s preconceptions.
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Ivan Dobsky : [Gary Numan] No! It's too futuristic!
