In Her Shoes (2005)

Toni Collette: Rose

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• Rose Feller : You're not going to look like this forever, you know. Eventually you'll be older, and all of the men who foot your bill now will be buying drinks for women half your age and then what will you do? Well, you'd better think of something because middle-aged tramps aren't cute, they're pathetic.

• Rose Feller : Was I unfriendly?

  Simon Stein : No. Not compared to, say, Stalin.

• Simon Stein : Does this mean that I'm your bitch?

  Rose Feller : Do you want to be my bitch?

  Simon Stein : I have wanted to be your bitch since my first day at Dommel.

• Rose Feller : I don't know what's wrong with your girls. My Marcia never uses the word vagina!

  Maggie Feller : My Marcia doesn't even have a vagina!

  Rose Feller : Oh, My Marcia has a vagina alright, but My Marcia's vagina is made of solid 24 karat gold!

  Maggie Feller : My Marcia's vagina is so perfect, it's in a museum!

• Rose Feller : Why can't I just stay mad at you?

  Maggie Feller : Because we're a pair. Like... Sonny and Cher.

  Rose Feller : They broke up.

  Maggie Feller : But they remained quite close.

• Maggie Feller : Shoes like these should not be locked in a closet! They should be living a life of scandal, and passion, and getting screwed in an alleyway by a billionaire while his frigid wife waits in the limo thinking that he just went back into the bar to get his cellphone. These are cute too.

  Rose Feller : Please tell me you just made that up.

  Maggie Feller : Look, if you're not going to wear them... don't buy them! Leave them for someone who's going to get something out of them.

  Rose Feller : I get something out of them! When I feel bad I like to treat myself. Clothes never look any good... food just makes me fatter... shoes always fit.

• Michael Feller : Well, Sydelle and Marsha aren't on very good terms right now.

  Rose Feller : What, did she decorate a room in last season's colors?

  Michael Feller : No, she joined Jews for Jesus.

• Rose Feller : [laughing about Lewis and Ella kissing] 

  [sees Simon walk in] 

  Rose Feller : Simon, what are you doing here?

  Simon Stein : I came as soon as your sister called

  [points to the drink in Rose's hand] 

  Simon Stein : Should you be drinking?

  [Maggie grabs drink out of Rose's hand] 

• [Rose has just caught her sister and her boyfriend in bed together] 

  Rose Feller : I liked you... I really liked you. She won't even remember your name. Probably can't even spell it.

  [to her sister] 

  Rose Feller : Can you, Maggie? Come on, sound it out. Juh-imm. Jim. Oh, she's pretty, this one... but real stupid.

  Maggie Feller : Shut up, you fat pig!

  Rose Feller : [beat]  Did you honestly just say, "Fat pig"? You're my sister... and the best you can do is "fat pig"?

  [slams Maggie against the wall] 

  Rose Feller : [shouts]  Get out of my life!

• Maggie Feller : Remember Honey Bun? How long did we have him for?

  Rose Feller : A day.

  Maggie Feller : That was a good day.

• Rose Feller : What are you doing here?

  Maggie Feller : I live here. What are you doing here?

  Rose Feller : You live here? In an old folks home?

  Maggie Feller : It's a Retirement Community for Active Seniors.

• Rose : A thong would look ridiculous on me - I wear cotton briefs. My life is about working long hours, planning trips I'll never take, and settling for love found on the pages of romance novels.

• Maggie Feller : 1994 called. It wants its hair scrunchie back.

  Rose Feller : Oh.

  [as Maddie laughs] 

  Rose Feller : How do the fashionable girls wear their hair these days when they pick up their drunk sisters in the middle of the night?

  [lets her eyes drift disapprovingly over Maggie] 

  Rose Feller : Is that even a dress?

  Maggie Feller : Just drive.