Freaky Flyers (2003 Video Game)

Jason Gregory: Narrator, Andre, Andre's Dad, Newsreels

Quotes 

• Narrator : Johnny Turbine grew up as an orphan on a Dude Rance in Montana. He likes standing in front of large flags and fancying himself a true blue American hero.

  Johnny Turbine : Not blue! More kinda like a fleshy-colored American hero!

• Narrator : Traci Torpedoes holds the honor of shooting down one thousand aircraft.

  Traci Torpedoes : One thousand and twelve, swine!

  Narrator : One thousand and twelve

  Traci Torpedoes : And a man in a jetpack. He looked very suspicious

• Narrator : Pauli Atchi, Chicago's most notorious crime boss.

  Pauli Atchi : I'm not a crime boss. I'm just a small businessman.

  Narrator : Oh? What business, crime?

  Pauli Atchi : Sanitation. I think that means like running the garbage collection of the city.

• Mick Bungadoo : Visit Mick Bungadoo's roadkill resteraunt! Our motto is: You run 'em down, we'll throw 'em on the barbie!

  Narrator : I know. I read the placemants.

  Mick Bungadoo : The secret's in the sauce.

• Narrator : Island Jack was leading a peaceful life on his beach in Danger Island, when the Island chief volunteered him for the race.

  [a couple of guys stuff Island Jack in a sack and throw him in a plane] 

  Island Jack : Not cool, mon, not cool.

• Cactus Rose : I rob from the rich and give to the poor.

  [points guns at camera] 

  Cactus Rose : You callin' that a crime?

  Narrator : Well... yes, but only because I'm rich.

• Narrator : During your stay in Coyote Canyon, you must protect the sheriff from some bandits, rescue a damsel, and cause a stampede into an Indian reservation. Sure, these are things you could have done from the comfort of your own home with a couple of well-placed phone calls, but you're here now so lend a hand.