Anus Magillicutty (2003)

Lloyd Garner III: Anus Magillicutty

Quotes 

• Anus Magillicutty : There's always two things on my mind - Tits!

• Anus Magillicutty : Now why don't you scrub my nuts or something?

  Anus's Woman : How do you always know what to say?

  Anus Magillicutty : I'm a romantic at heart.

• Anus Magillicutty : I thought you said you live behind the dumpster?

  The White Trash Piece of Shit : [sputters]  This isn't debate class! I didn't go to fancy schools and learn a lot of math.

• Anus's Woman : [after a really long sex scene]  Are you gonna cum?

  Anus Magillicutty : Oh! Was I supposed to cum?

• Anus Magillicutty : Remember that contract we had with Satan? To make us beautiful?

  Brother Magillicutty : Yeah I do.

  Anus Magillicutty : I think he's come to collect.

  Brother Magillicutty : [sarcastic]  Sure.

• Anus Magillicutty : Pull outta me!

• Anus Magillicutty : What are you doing?

  Father Magillicutty : I was eating a goddamn hotdog! Okay?