Reefer Madness: The Movie Musical (2005 TV Movie)
Robert Torti: Jesus
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Quotes
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Jesus : I've cured a lot of lepers, and I've risen from the dead. How ya doin'? / Is that what it's gonna take to get it through your head? You can touch. / If you keep using reefer to enjoy those teenage kicks / Soon you'll be floating naked in the river Styx / What a fix / Sulfur pools / Torture tools / Separation from your family jewels!
The Arc-ettes : Ramma-lamma-they're-gonna-cut-your-ding-dong.
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Joan of Arc : [chorus] Listen to Jesus, Jimmy!
Jesus : [singing] Don't let reefer kick you keister!
Joan of Arc : [chorus] Listen to Jesus, Jimmy!
Jesus : [singing] I'm the Poster Boy for Easter!
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Jesus : Jimmy!
The Arc-ettes : Jimmy!
Jesus : Let me see you!
The Arc-ettes : Let me see your jimmy!
Jesus : Kick the sin and sensimilla! Jimmy!
The Arc-ettes : Jimmy!
Jesus : Don't turn your back on God!