Best Week Ever with Paul F. Tompkins (2004– )

Sherrod Small: Self - Panelist

Quotes 

• Sherrod Small : You see the trailer for King Kong? King Kong is small. King Kong is like, 5'10". I like my King Kong big. I like my Donkey Kong small and my King Kong big. I'm old school.

• Sherrod Small : I think somehow science is gonna catch up and Kevin Federline is gonna get that many pregnant.

• Sherrod Small : [on Hilary Duff and Lindsay Lohan]  I can finally sleep, actually, now that these two white girls aren't beefing.

• Sherrod Small : [Madonna]  you can't be nine religions in three years.

• Sherrod Small : What happened to The Idol?

  Miss Info : America voted off La Toya, quite possibly the best singer of the whole bunch.

  Brian Huskey : No, not La Toya... nooooo. It just goes to prove that America doesn't want music, they want Muzak.

  Paul Scheer : America, you messed up. You messed up big time.

• Sherrod Small : Well, there is a little hottie in the Harry Potter movies, and his name is Ron Weasley!

• Marina Franklin : [Re the Alien v. Predator film]  I'm totally rooting for the Predator, cause he's a Rastafarian brother.

  Sherrod Small : He's like a Jamaican from Mars, and he's going to be high, and during the fight he's going to be like, "Man I don't want to fight you man. No beef."

• Sherrod Small : We don't know what phones sound like anymore. You hear actual phone ringing... you're like, "What - what is that? Is it a fire alarm? The building on fire"?

• Sherrod Small : [Re Bill O'Reilly's sex scandal]  Never has anyone reached out and said, "Hey kids, this is how you sexually harass at work."