Best Week Ever with Paul F. Tompkins (2004– )
John Aboud: Self - Panelist
Quotes
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[Michael Colton is pretending to have a heart attack]
John Aboud : Oh no. Someone phunked with his heart.
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John Aboud : That ho could suck the sheet off a ghost.
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John Aboud : Our government couldn't govern its way out of a paper bag. Oprah just cuts through all the Oprah tape and gets it done.
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Michael Colton : There's nothing Oprah can't do. Remember that budget deficit? You don't hear about that any more.
John Aboud : Gone.
Michael Colton : She took care of it.
John Aboud : It got Oprah-fied.
Michael Colton : Like a third of her salary.
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John Aboud : Sean Preston is what Britney likes to think of as a practice baby.
Michael Colton : A starter child. It's before you move onto the real one, the trophy child.
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John Aboud : Ice T, in a very innovative form of entertainment suicide has agreed to do a rap song with David Hasselhoff.
Paul F. Tompkins : Stop now before it's too late.
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John Aboud : Supersize Me is kinda like Willy Wonka meets Jackass.
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John Aboud : Madonna said at her concert, "Everyone needs to see Fahrenheit 9/11; now if you'll excuse me: I need to grind on this pregnant backup dancer."
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John Aboud : [Re Carly Patterson, Olympian] If I were Mary Lou Retton, which I'm not, I'd probably check my 401K.