Cookie becomes more man than machine when his computer breaks down./Ned's old backpack is falling apart. Moze falls apart when her diary is lost. Cookie gets in a sticky situation.
Ned is busted handing notes in Sweeney's class. Cookie uses forged notes to get out of work./ Ned and Cookie's friendship is threatened when Cookie joins the Killer Bees.
Ned daydreams for an answer and gets help from Cookie, Moze and some "Fairly Odd" friends.Moze and Ned face off in martial arts class. Cookie thinks gym is no sweat.
Moze catches Bitsy cheating. Ned comes face to face with a test. Cookie learns the naked truth about cheating.Ned and Cookie go crazy when Loomer bullies them.
Earthquake, tornado and fire drills interfere with Ned's attempts to ask Suzie out.Ned gives Loomer a "Ned makeover" while Cookie takes a group on an after school tour. Moze may have found a new best friend.
Ned seeks his first kiss from Suzie Crabgrass./Ned, Moze, and Cookie try out different electives so they can finally get a class together and get and easy "A."
Unhappy with his body, Ned sets out to get stronger./Moze bets Ned 'the usual' that he'll never beat his procrastination problem and finish a big social studies project on time.
When Upperclassman Ned offers to give a Polk tour to an incoming 5th grader, he gets assigned wild-child Palmer Noid. Cookie and Gordy try to swipe and set Mr. Sweeney's lab frog free.