Life as We Know It (2004–2005)

D.B. Sweeney: Michael Whitman

Quotes 

• Dino Whitman : Do you think she's hot?

  [about Zoe] 

  Michael Whitman : I don't care if it's Cheryl Tiegs!

  Dino Whitman : Who?

• Michael Whitman : Wait, since when you do make a move?

  Annie Whitman : How about 10 minutes ago!

  Michael Whitman : Oh, yeah. How about the two months of nothing?

• Annie Whitman : It is true?

  Michael Whitman : What?

  Annie Whitman : Are you having an affair?

  Michael Whitman : If I was having an affair, I would be late at work, I won't bring my work home!