Life as We Know It (2004–2005)
Sean Faris: Dino Whitman
Quotes
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Ben Conner : [about Sue] I just feel like we're closer than ever!
Jonathan Fields : That's so great, man.
Ben Conner : Thanks.
Dino Whitman : Could you two be any more gay?
Jonathan Fields : Well, we could be two guys without girlfriends who have sex with each other. That would be more gay.
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Dino Whitman : Do you think she's hot?
[about Zoe]
Michael Whitman : I don't care if it's Cheryl Tiegs!
Dino Whitman : Who?
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Dino Whitman : Have anything to say, Ben? A cheating mom? petrified penis?
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Dino Whitman : [after noticing that Ben Conner had blown off chicks] Hey, what if Ben's gay?
Jonathan Fields : [chuckles] Ben gay.
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Dino Whitman : [after being kicked out of Jackie's party] I have to talk to Jackie!
Ben Conner : Keep on walking!
Jonathan Fields : I think I broke my eye.
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Max Whitman : [cuts Jonathon off of going to the restroom after Dino] I got to go!
Dino Whitman : He's a good little monkey!
Jonathan Fields : Hey, what the...
[opening credits]
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Jonathan Fields : [on his cellphone in the drugstore] Hello?
Dino Whitman : What's up, Jonathan? Hey, you want to come meet me at Jackie's game?
Jonathan Fields : No, uh, I "got stuff going on."
[pause]
Jonathan Fields : I'm gonna get laid!
Dino Whitman : What?
Jonathan Fields : Sex! I'm gonna get me some sex!
Dino Whitman : Some slacks?
Jonathan Fields : No, sex! *Sex*!
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Dino Whitman : Maybe I do have a problem.
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Dino Whitman : I have to talk to you.
Jackie Bradford : About what?
Dino Whitman : It's about Zoe.
Jackie Bradford : Oh, my God, Dino. Don't tell me that you got her pregnant.
Dino Whitman : Not even close.
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Dino Whitman : Look, you really want to get back together with her, just be honest with her.
Jonathan Fields : About what?
Dino Whitman : Everything. With friends, it's the only way.
Ben Conner : I love you.
Dino Whitman : Shut up, okay? I know what I'm talking about.