Life as We Know It (2004–2005)
Christopher Lowell: Jonathan Fields
Quotes
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Ben Conner : [about Sue] I just feel like we're closer than ever!
Jonathan Fields : That's so great, man.
Ben Conner : Thanks.
Dino Whitman : Could you two be any more gay?
Jonathan Fields : Well, we could be two guys without girlfriends who have sex with each other. That would be more gay.
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Jonathan Fields : [in a desperate attempt to cheer up Dino after having discovered his mom's infidelity] This morning I went to the hospital because I thought my penis was going to explode!
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Dino Whitman : [after noticing that Ben Conner had blown off chicks] Hey, what if Ben's gay?
Jonathan Fields : [chuckles] Ben gay.
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Dino Whitman : [after being kicked out of Jackie's party] I have to talk to Jackie!
Ben Conner : Keep on walking!
Jonathan Fields : I think I broke my eye.
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Max Whitman : [cuts Jonathon off of going to the restroom after Dino] I got to go!
Dino Whitman : He's a good little monkey!
Jonathan Fields : Hey, what the...
[opening credits]
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Jonathan Fields : [on his cellphone in the drugstore] Hello?
Dino Whitman : What's up, Jonathan? Hey, you want to come meet me at Jackie's game?
Jonathan Fields : No, uh, I "got stuff going on."
[pause]
Jonathan Fields : I'm gonna get laid!
Dino Whitman : What?
Jonathan Fields : Sex! I'm gonna get me some sex!
Dino Whitman : Some slacks?
Jonathan Fields : No, sex! *Sex*!
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Jonathan Fields : It's like, overnight you've become some kind of a sex expert.
Deborah Tynan : What?
Jonathan Fields : A sexpert!
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Jonathan Fields : I just can't shake the image of you rubbing his scraggly-ass beard all over your face.
Deborah Tynan : It was one time!
Jonathan Fields : Oooh, great, one time! Let's have a parade!
[sarcastically]
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Ben Conner : You are not going another step, I swear to God I will take you down.
Jonathan Fields : And I'll help.
[holding his eye]
Jonathan Fields : Seriously, I will.
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Dino Whitman : Look, you really want to get back together with her, just be honest with her.
Jonathan Fields : About what?
Dino Whitman : Everything. With friends, it's the only way.
Ben Conner : I love you.
Dino Whitman : Shut up, okay? I know what I'm talking about.