Shrek the Third (2007)

Cody Cameron: Pinocchio, Three Pigs

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Quotes 

• Prince Charming : You! You can't lie! So tell me puppet... where... is... Shrek?

  Pinocchio : Uh. Hmm, well, uh, I don't know where he's not

  Prince Charming : You're telling me you don't know where Shrek is?

  Pinocchio : It wouldn't be inaccurate to assume that I couldn't exactly not say that it is or isn't almost partially incorrect.

  Prince Charming : So you do know where he is!

  Pinocchio : On the contrary. I'm possibly more or less not definitely rejecting the idea that in no way with any amount of uncertainty that I undeniably

  Prince Charming : Stop it!

  Pinocchio : ...do or do not know where he shouldn't probably be, if that indeed wasn't where he isn't. Even if he wasn't at where I knew he was

  [Pigs and Gingerbread Man begin singing] 

  Pinocchio : That'd mean I'd really have to know where he wasn't.

• Donkey : Alright people, let's do this thing. Go Team Dynamite!

  Pinocchio : But I thought we agreed we'd go by the name Team Super-cool.

  Gingerbread Man : As I recall, it was Team Awesome.

  Wolf : I voted for Team Alpha Wolf Squadron.

  Donkey : Alright, alright, alright. From henceforth, we're all to be known as Team Alpha Super Awesome Cool Dynamite Wolf Squadron.

• Gingerbread Man : Ew! This is worse than Love Letters. I hate dinner theater.

  Pinocchio : Me too.

  [his nose grows]