Sideline Secrets (2006 Video)

Brandon Alexander III: Clitarissa Pink

Quotes 

• Clitarissa Pink : Honey, I'm a man with his balls tucked into his asshole, not a telephone directory.

• Clitarissa Pink : [breaks up fight]  Woah, woah, woah, woah. What's going on here?

  [to fat bar patron] 

  Clitarissa Pink : Nu-huh, I done told you to get yo fat ass outta here. Go on, bitch! Just because you can't find yo penis, doesn't mean anybody wants to help you!

• Clitarissa Pink : What in the hell is going on here?

  [sees men with gun] 

  Clitarissa Pink : Oh!

  [faints] 

• Clitarissa Pink : You know what Javier? You weren't there! You were never there when I needed you so why don't you just mix up your little drinks with your tank and your hair and SHUT THE FUCK UP! Glorified water boy...