The Smoking Room (2004–2005)
Siobhan Redmond: Sharon
Quotes
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Sharon : [Robin has asked Sharon is she knows the theme tune to a program] Television's boring - a load of people you don't know chuntering away in the corner of the room!
Robin : Am I ever gonna get this!
[storms off]
Sharon : I've no objection to you lot watching television if it helps you to relax and prepare for the next day, but I have a social life.
Lilian : We never see you down the Nags!
Sharon : I said a social life - not a drink problem.
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Sharon : Here's an interesting piece of information - the Eskimos have no word for snow.
Robin : Sorry, Sharon, but you can't call them Eskimos now - they're Inuits.
Sharon : They're imbeciles! No word for snow. They're surrounded by the stuff!
Robin : They haven't just got one word for snow, they've got words for light snow, heavy snow...
Sharon : Frozen snow?
Robin : We've got a word for that - snow.
Sharon : But that was my one piece of trivia for when conversations dry up.
Robin : Still wrong.
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Sharon : I don't need the eskimos do I? This is small talk!